What I am looking for:
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TV WHORE, DOMINATRIX, CREATRIX OF SLUTS, AGONY AUNT AND WIT OF THE PARISH
Hello you kinky devil.
Thank you for being so nosy.
Before you get too engrossed, check out my prize riddle competition - You can find it halfway down this cornucopia of drivel. Send me a message if you can crack the riddle. If you are right, I will invite you to tell me which two of my many porno vids you would like emailed to you - in 10mb condensed form. I add clues if it remains unsolved, so check back if you are stumped.
ABOUT ME
I am 40something, going on teenage, 5`6", blonde, blue-eyed, slender, shapely and petite with femme limbs, hands and feet. Although I live full-time as a girl, I am actually a tv, ie. with no added or subtracted bits.
I am a working whore, streetwalker and somewhat amateurish dominatrix. I also do make-up, hair, dress-up and sex sessions for wannabe tranny sluts - which can be filmed. I have a pvc fetish, in particular for slutty rainmacs, in which I love to streetwalk and suck kerb-crawlers` cocks.
I won`t bore you with any more self-flattery - you can see all you need to on my main website at www.katiekinks.com/escort/
You can check me out for free in technicolour (not quite) motion at:
www.youtube.com/katiekinks3
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KATIE`S RIDDLES
Riddle No 35 - posted 27 June
Riddle me this and win an email copy of two of my smutty vids
All three clues produce a common answer
An early form of golf?
Farmer will get you there effortlessly?
Bill might be a Cash alternative?
PREVIOUS RIDDLES
AlicePartyAnimal cracked riddle 34 with `ring` - Manchester airport`s former name of (Ring)way, Oxford Circus, hinting at a three-ring circus - eg. Billy Smart`s circus, a keeper (aka enternity) and an engagement ring, and finally, a reference to the Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien.
All three clues produce a common answer (stars indicate additional clues)
Once a way to depart? *(think airports)
Do three such entertain at Oxford? *(think Smart)
Keeper lacking an end? **(think of eternity)
***An engaging object
****A noble reference in the plural for JRR
Becky_brighton won No 33 with `dray`
Karentvslut won No 32 with `domino`
Dirkurgently won No 31 with `Morgan`
Aubade and Justerino jointly won No 30 with `smut`
AlicePartyAnimal won No 29 with `five`
Sophie1982 won No 28 with `Birchplace`
Kinkywannabe won No 27 with `sharp`
Sarah_lou won No 26 with `pet`
Sarah_lou won No 25 with `Middlesex`
Tallcdsheff won No 24 with `pass`
Sarahukcdb won No 23 with `zero`
SarahUK won No 22 with `fox`
Melanie_s won No 21 with `Hillary`
Rob(London) won No 20 with `Daphne du Maurier`
Paul_mcr won No 19 with `filly`
Alicepartyanimal won No 18 with `dab`
Alicepartyanimal won No 17 with `bugle`
Speedfreek won No 16 with `barbie`
CuriousJ63 won No 15 with `South Pacific`
Chris won No 14 with `brass`
Thighbootbetty won No 13 with `split`
Kinky_Carmen won No 12 with `magic`
Alicepartyanimal won No 11 with `papillon`
Kinky_Carmen won No 10 with `zodiac`
Alicepartyanimal won No 9 with `Casablanca`
Alicepartyanimal won No 8 with `racecourse`
Aubade and Kinky_Carmen were joint winners of No 7, with `Springfield`
Kinky-Carmen won No 6 with `comet`
Sluttytv won No 5 with the answer `stiletto`
Sophie1982 won No 4 with the answer `modest`
Sarah-Lou won No 3 with `St Petersburg`
Sarah-Lou won No 2 with `Jeremy Fisher`
The winner of my first riddle was Kinky_Carmen with `fern`
KATIE`S ZANY RAMBLINGS
Now, where was I? Oh yes, I remember.....
How to tell that your dog is a tranny:
He never passes a mirror without admiring himself
He wags his tail at the Avon lady
He keeps his legs together when you tickle his tum
He never complains of headaches
He bowls underarm
For further information, contact the Bowowmont Society on Freebone Sissywoof
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Hugs and kisses
Katie (aka KatieKinks, aka KinkyKatieSlutBoots)
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ps. Just a quick note to chatroom predators:
I often park myself in rooms and get distracted - just text me on 07810 431207 with your room and handle and await my royal presence :)
I am interested in:
TVs, CDs, Men, Women, Maids, Sissies
Things I like:
Sex, Sancerre, white burgundy, white rioja, the Times Crossword, sea-going yacht owners and column-change cars (think about it) :)
Things I dislike:
No sex, sprouts, sandal-wearing vegans (their spunk is far too salty), over-oaked chardonnay, inconsiderate pedestrians, the taps end, rap with a silent C, jargon, absent-minded tooth fairies, conspiracy theorists and texting.
