What I am looking for:
STOP PRESS!! Check out Mistress Lara`s peachy arse. You will have to suffer before you get near it. We are now offering a duo service, so get your ticker checked out pronto and give us a call.
Anyone with strong urges and/or a yacht stationed in the Caribbean - well, anywhere will do.
This is me on my best behaviour on Youtube:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_tHKsMvWnk0
If you prefer action pictures, check out my many smutty vids - they can now be bought as a job lot for less than a curry for two :) Just click the blue link below the thumbnail samples to preview my 30plus videos.
NEW RIDDLE POSTED BELOW (August 19th)
I am interested in:
TVs, CDs, Men, Women, Maids, Sissies
About Me: I have a lovely pad a couple of miles North of the city centre. It has free, safe parking and easy access from the M60/62.
I like to play the domme bitch, but my true nature is that of a tarty slut and I love to be the helpless little girly, lusted after and made to pay the full price for turning guys on.
I dress to thrill - it could be a slinky leather number, a babe dress or just plain slutty in pvc and thighboots. I have a huge collection of pvc rainmacs, all of which have been spunked over many times, whilst I writhe on my 9" dildo chair.
Slinky pvc macs are my whorey trademark when guys kerbcrawl me, as I teeter around my neighbourhood streets at night.
I`ve started trimming the whiskers on my main web site. You can view my first offering at
www.katiekinks.com/escort/
You are paying only for sex. Any time spent providing companionship is entirely by mutual consent :)
I also do makeovers, hair and dressing for trannies - escorted clubbing and overnight stays. For the brave and brazen on-the-street slut training is also available.
You will see that I am listed as a `pre-op TS`, because `TV` was not an option. In fact, I am a tv, living full-time as a girl, but I chose not to list myself as a `man` - perish the thought - yuk!
Just a quick note to chatroom predators:
I often park myself in rooms and get distracted - just text me on 07810 431207 with your room and handle and await my royal presence :)
You can win a free 10mb email copy of two of my filthy vids if you win my riddle competition - see next item below. All twenty six of my previous riddles have been solved, some quickly, others not so quickly. I add bits to them if they remain unsolved, so come back and take another look.
Kisses
Katie
Latest News!:
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KATIE`S COBBLERS (episode 179)
KATIE`S RIDDLES
Riddle No 27 (posted 19 August)
Riddle me this and win an email copy of two of my smutty vids
Riddle No 27
All three clues provide a common answer
A tool of the trade for Sam?
A scheming woman in literature
Would a low card do for him?
PREVIOUS RIDDLES
Sarah_lou made it two on the trot in cracking riddle No 26 with `pet` - a household pet, a synonym for a temper tantrum, teacher`s pet where the word `qualified` signifies the qualification of the noun `pet` and Auf weidersehn (pet), which was an additional clue posted on August 18th.
Lots of people have one
Naughty youngsters might have one
Classmates might tease one when qualified
Auf weidersehn
Sarah_lou won No 25 with `Middlesex`
Tallcdsheff won No 24 with `pass`
Sarahukcdb won No 23 with `zero`
SarahUK won No 22 with `fox`
Melanie_s won No 21 with `Hillary`
Rob(London) won No 20 with `Daphne du Maurier`
Paul_mcr won No 19 with `filly`
Alicepartyanimal won No 18 with `dab`
Alicepartyanimal won No 17 with `bugle`
Speedfreek won No 16 with `barbie`
CuriousJ63 won No 15 with `South Pacific`
Chris won No 14 with `brass`
Thighbootbetty won No 13 with `split`
Kinky_Carmen won No 12 with `magic`
Alicepartyanimal won No 11 with `papillon`
Kinky_Carmen won No 10 with `zodiac`
Alicepartyanimal won No 9 with `Casablanca`
Alicepartyanimal won No 8 with `racecourse`
Aubade and Kinky_Carmen were joint winners of No 7, with `Springfield`
Kinky-Carmen won No 6 with `comet`
Sluttytv won No 5 with the answer `stiletto`
Sophie1982 won No 4 with the answer `modest`
Sarah-Lou won No 3 with `St Petersburg`
Sarah-Lou won No 2 with `Jeremy Fisher`
The winner of my first riddle was Kinky_Carmen with `fern`
KATIE`S WORD PUZZLE
Which three-letter word is an anagram of its own past tense?
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
I think that all weather girls should be fucked unmercifully until they admit that they have only got the job by screwing their boss. I wish to volunteer for this unpleasant duty.
NAUGHTY VIDS
I am beginning to lose count of the number of vids that I have put up for your amusement (see below). Let me know if you have a particular kink that needs to be filmed for posterior :) When I have time I will sift through my thousand or so pics and form them into galleries. My pics are an art-form, so I don`t want to hear that you have been abusing them for your sexual gratification.
KATIE`S DITS
Why do Ukrainian trannies not wear crotchless knickers?
CozChernobylFallOut !!!
"Katie, do you ever take off your knickers?"
"I tried to once - and fell off my perch."
I say, I say, I say, what do tranny whores and pianos have in common?
When they are not upright, they are grand.
"Katie, why do you never go out on dates?"
"Cos the stones get lodged in me botty."
"Fancy a shag darling?"
"I much prefer seagulls in aspic thank you."
A WORLD FIRST - THE ORGANIC CONDOM !!!!
Are you going green?
Check out my new re-usable, organic condoms. Hand-crafted by well-fed children in Angola, these attractive items are made from the bladders of baby reindeer and stitched together with 100 percent Egyptian cotton thread. Sorry, no returns without an accompanying certificate of virginity.
ARE YOU FEELING THE STRAIN OF BEING A HOLLYWOOD HAS-BEEN?
Katie`s Crossmedics offers an affordable remedy - Age re-pellent cro-magnum. The dispenser has a state-of-the-art anti-tremble device to aid targetting and to avoid the inadvertent spraying of healthy bystanders.
OTHER TRIVIA
Woe is me. My Egg Card has been rescinded on the grounds that transvestite prostitutes are no longer on the their preferred customer list. As a protest, I have mailed them all my teapots crammed full with odd socks - cash on delivery :)
WORD CORNER
I`ve always been fascinated by language and words. Perhaps I can share one or two thoughts with you here.
My experience of what can cause mirth or stunned silence with our
American cousins:
"I`ll knock you up in the morning."
"Give me a tinkle."
"I really need to spend a penny."
"I`m just nipping out for a fag."
"Cup o` Rosy Lee me ole china?"
REMINDER TO THE BRAVE
Some of my naughtier habits are revealed on the revamped escort page of my main website at:
www.katiekinks.com/escort/
LASTLY AND CERTAINLY NOT LEASTLY
In bitch mode, Mistress Katiekinks is now co-hosting with Mistress Lara, a sexy and foxy real girl. Slave boys, slave girls, sissy maids and trainee tranny sluts will be having naughty things done to them by this newly formed amalgam of lesbo bitches. Live out your fantasies in wide-screen raunchiness in our company. Trainee sluts can be taken out clubbing and streetwalking in a threesome.
xxxx
Later folks .......
Things I like:
Sex, Sancerre, white burgundy, white rioja, the Times Crossword, the Polish Attack (P-QN4), Radio 4`s Clue, Desert Island Discs prior to Miss Humourless, A babycham or two in the Slippery Todger, chats about everything under the Sun and pre-arranged streetwalking for my kinky clients.
Things I dislike:
No sex, sprouts, sandal-wearing vegans (their spunk is far too salty), over-oaked chardonnay, inconsiderate pedestrians, the taps end, rap with a silent C, jargon, absent-minded tooth fairies, conspiracy theorists and texting.
