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published on January 7, 2010
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New Year - New Look!...
Hello and Happy New Year to all! I hope that you're finding 2010 to be more to your liking than 2009, which was a hollow, hateful, bitter year, more shit-filled than an abandoned cat's litter tray. If 2009 was a pork product it would be one of those awful-looking, long, grey sausages that they sell from little trailers in shopping centres...the ones that stink the street out. If 2009 was a wedding, it would be the one where the village idiot married his ugly cousin and they served Lambrini at the reception. I hated 2009 and unless you're a Lambrini-drinking, sausage-munching, village idiot, you must hate it too.
There were just two redeeming feature of 2009 for submissive tranny sluts like my good self. The first was finding www.wewhipass.com which is proving to be the coolest resource i've ever found for high quality BDSM friends and contacts. That's where i've met my wonderful Mistress - the flawless Miss Whipass, her two cool, Domme daughters, funky Domme Ladies like Madam Divine, Mistress Rouge, Miss Cherry and a whole load of other funky kinksters who i now consider friends!
The other was that the vanilla fashion "uniform of the year" consisted of ugg boots, black leggings and sweater dresses. All items of devious camoulflage for your average tranny, allowing such rectangular, square-jawed, short-legged lumps as myself to mince about in broad daylight relatively un-noticed - armed only with a pair of big sunglasses and a nice clutch-bag - every daylight tranny's essential weapons of self defence. The ugg-legging-sweater combo allowed us to sneak under the radar and into Top Shop for a rummage.
But being honest about it......who wants to sneak under the radar? Surely i'd rather glide straight through the radar looking sleek and glamorous and slightly dangerous, like the gorgeous, statuesque, brunette in the black satin skinny jeans and stiletto-heeled suede ankle boots outside Costa coffee here at "The Fort" in Birmingham. Have you shopped here, by the way? Delicious girls to die for!! But enough drooling. i have a message to convey!
So last time i saw some lumpy, frumpy duckling being turned into a swan it was on Trinny & Susannah. I admit that many of their magical transformations passed me by, such was my obesssion with bitchy, demanding, glamorous, bisexually edgey Susannah and her latest outfit. But their magic seemed to consist of taking the frump, throwing away its uggs and leggings, and taking it to Wallis for a Von Furstenberg-lite wrapover dress and a pair of glossy kneeboots. i'm thinking that redemption lies in there someplace. Waddaya reckon??
So i have a very special date tonight. i'm nervous as a prom-nite debutante and just as worried about my outfit, which is decidedly 2009 slagwear. It would be nice to wear something a little more sex-in-the-city and a little less "gutter fuck-pig". So by the time you read this, i may already be in New Look trying on a dishy little satin pencil skirt i saw earlier, and trying to ignore the cream lace sissy dresses they have currently....flounces of white lace may work for SJP but she hasn't got to hide a pair of linebacker's shoulders under there.
But i'd still value your opinion....please!! What's a good look for a glam tranny to sport when out shopping in the day? Perhaps more important - do you feel the need to save me from myself? Should i stay with the gutter fuck-pig look? Is it better for a sub-slut with sissy leanings to dress for ridicule and maximum shame??
Good luck with your 2010 folks! Hope to chat with you again soon!
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